Penny: What was all that about me trading sexual favours for material gain?
Sheldon: It was a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.
-Big Bang Theory
In the Disney Movie Zootopia, the protagonist-bunny Judy Hopps pays a few compliments to the fox Nick Wilde who would eventually become her partner in solving a huge case. One of these adjectives is “articulate”. I was a bit puzzled as he was not particularly articulate for a fox.* Later in the movie, she is apologizing to him and she uses the word “articulate” again. This time over, I really did not think it was a compliment at all. The fox’s problem was that other animals did not think of him as trustworthy and were prejudiced against him. So the real compliment here is to tell him that he is reliable, trustworthy or dependable for he really is all this and more in this story. Being articulate is a positive trait. But in this case, it works against him as a fox will not want to be known as overtly sweet-talking or glib. Even if he is pretty articulate, the rabbit should choose her adjectives wisely when trying to make him feel better.
I later found that this is meant to be condescending. A politician had called Barack Obama “articulate” and plenty of people had taken offence at this comment. That is what they are highlighting here. Only, it is the exact opposite of what had made me uncomfortable. It appears that White people are known to pay this compliment to Black students or colleagues and usually mean that they are more articulate than they would expect a Black person to be. It is the racist counterpart of the #DespiteBeingAWoman compliment Modi gave Bangladeshi PM Sheikh Hasina.
In the same movie, Judy Hopps tells a Cheetah that only a rabbit can call another rabbit ‘cute’. This brings us to the topic of this post. Do you know to pay a proper compliment? Do you know to receive compliments with grace? It does not sound like Rocket Science and it isn’t. But we have all fallen into this trap. We have done this and have had this done to us. Let us explore a few variants of bad compliments.
The “You are better than I would have expected you to be” Compliment
You look young for your age, you are articulate for a Black person, you are sensible for a woman, you are beautiful for a dark girl, ahhhhh. The list is endless. People are usually fond of the demographic they fall under. So it is not nice to say that they are an exception in a rather stinky group.
I have mentioned elsewhere in this blog that a guy once told me, “I want to be friends with you. I have never met intelligent women before.” This is the same guy who thought that he was going to get somewhere with a “You are beautiful. Really! I am serious, I am not joking. Believe me.” Did that damn thing sound even distantly like a compliment? Well, there are female misogynists, and in all probability some men do get away and further with compliments like that. I can well imagine Enid Blyton who later in life admitted that she modelled George Kirrin (who is basically a girl called Georgina) after her own childhood being mighty pleased with the compliment “as good as a boy.”
Do not pay compliments like giving a dog a bone
I had mentioned in another post that I prefer people who say “Beautiful for a dark girl” to those who say “Dark is more beautiful.” So I want to clarify something. Saying just “You are beautiful” is certainly better than either, and that is a given. The problem is this: Some people who want to advise you against wearing certain colours and those who want to recommend fairness creams sandwich their advice between two compliments. That is more annoying than I care to elaborate. Do not use compliments to sweeten blows.
Do not compliment just before you ask for a favour. That is plain disgusting.
Do not compliment instead of issuing a heartfelt apology or distract a person from the issue at hand. I know a man who raised a grievance and the senior just doused him in honeyed compliments and threw him away without bothering to address the grievance at all.
“Yippee, ABC is on time to work!!!” and “Hurray, you did not screw up today” are fine as jokes. We all say that to our friends and colleagues. But some people congratulate colleagues for not screwing up the situation and seem to do this in all seriousness. Don’t be too good and inadvertently come across as rude.
It is an art. Learn it.
Here a few points I believe are crucial for a good compliment.
- It is about the other person. The only acceptable reason why you should pay compliments is because you think the recipient is awesome (or did something awesome recently). It is about them, not about how kind or sweet you are. There are a few people who pay compliments just because they took a new year’s resolution to pay at least 5 compliments a day or because they just saw a motivational image on WhatsApp. If that is what you are thinking, then the recipient will easily see through it.
- It is fine to mention that the recipient is a better singer or dancer or achiever than you are. But a friend of mine once mentioned that another girl often gave compliments that went “Wow! How beautiful you are. I am sure many guys will propose to you. I myself am not half as good looking as you are and no guy is ever going to look at me.” It was very embarrassing for my friend to accept this very weird compliment and the other girl was making a habit of it. I would have personally classified this under the heading ‘Nuisance’.
- Anyone who has cooked a meal knows that the best compliment they can have is to see that the food is being relished by those who taste it. Compliment with your actions, expressions and the time you spend with someone. Anyone can string a few flattering adjectives together. Actions always speak louder.
- Avoid using one-size-fits-all compliments like ‘hardworking,’ ‘beautiful’ and ‘nice’ and go for more specific compliments. Tailor the compliment to that particular person and that particular situation. It is always more flattering that someone paid attention to what you were doing or saying. It also pays to improve your vocabulary to make the compliments come alive.
- A good compliment’s effect is multiplied by the number of people who witness it. Try to say these nice things in front of other people. In fact, it is great to say good things about people who aren’t there. If you hear that people were actually gossiping flattering things about you behind your back, you feel mighty pleased.
- Pay abundant compliments to children. Children learn what is good and what is bad based on what you scold or appreciate them for. Some people laugh and make merry when children say horrible impolite stuff and scold them for asking innocent childlike questions. What is wrong with these people? Sometimes they make me want to find a sturdy wall and bang my head against it.
- Ah, the soft bigotry of low expectations. Say you expect to score 100% in math and your friend who is better than you in sports is expecting a 50% in the same exam. Say you get 97% and it breaks your heart and you cry but genuinely feel happy for your friend’s unexpected 65%. It is good to congratulate him/her for the achievement in what is not his/her strong point. But please do not make a song and dance about it. It kind of implies a certain sort of bigotry and can at times hurt a lot. In fact, I know people who deliberately overdo this as a form of stealth insult and jump up and down congratulating people for “unexpectedly” passing relatively easy exams. If you have something against someone and want to insult them, then have the guts to use plain, straight insults rather than insults masquerading as compliments
Receive Compliments with Grace
Most people mean well even if there are missteps. So accept the “Wow, you look great in this picture. It does not look like you at all” brand of compliments with the same grace as the genuinely sweet-sounding ones. If you have an inferiority complex and have problems accepting the real compliments too, then start working actively towards graceful acceptance of compliments. It is an art too and not an unimportant one.
Some men use compliments as pickup lines and pickup lines as compliments. They don’t know any better. Let them be. Accept/Reject them based on whether you like the guy or not and based on whether you are unattached or not. Pickup lines are a whole new topic. Maybe someday we can discuss them too.
* I know that foxes don’t talk. I mean to say that foxes are usually stand-ins for con-persons in anthropomorphic tales and con-people are chatty to a fault.
Edited by Iswarya